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今天快船79-98勇士，快船全場(chǎng)僅79分，巴特勒21+5+5，哈登20分&下半場(chǎng)0分。
來看看國(guó)外球迷對(duì)這另類比賽的花式吐槽：
[–]Warriorsemz0694 211 points 6 hours ago
No one beats us eight times in a row!
人不可能連續(xù)8次陰溝翻船（快船此前對(duì)勇士7連勝）。
[–]Warriorsscaredspoon 185 points 6 hours ago
hard not to be confident with jimmy butler on your team
有JB，你很難不硬。
[–]Le_Diddy_Party 120 points 4 hours ago
Harden in playoff mode already
哈登已經(jīng)開啟季后賽模式。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1385 points 4 hours ago*
79 points in the year 2025 is nuts lol
2025年了還有球隊(duì)全場(chǎng)得79分呢？
[–]99Sold 376 points 4 hours ago
6/33 (18%) from 3 will do that
三分33投6中的話，想不79都難。
[–]Warriorsnomitycs 461 points 4 hours ago
27 misses isn’t that uncommon
投丟27個(gè)可太罕見了。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curryrauf107 275 points 4 hours ago
Yea that would never happen in a playoff game
對(duì)！季后賽更不可能發(fā)生了。
[–]WarriorsKdog122025 184 points 4 hours ago
Definitely not in a row.
連續(xù)打鐵27個(gè)更絕無僅有。
[–]Maverickslalakingmalibog 158 points 4 hours ago
Not with a team Harden's on for sure
哈登帶隊(duì)更不可能這樣。
[–]NBAirosReddit 121 points 4 hours ago
And CP3
保羅（帶隊(duì)）也不能吧。
[–]Warriorsbilyl 126 points 4 hours ago
They literally gave up in the third quarter
他們真就三節(jié)繳槍了。
[–]Mavericksbeanyboi23 130 points 5 hours ago
It's wild that after so many years, and so many iterations of the team, 3rd Quarter Warriors remains as true as ever lol
江山代有才人出，你勇還是勇三瘋。
[–]Warriorsxd-Sushi_Master 69 points 5 hours ago
all of them have the common denominator of St. Curry reading Twitter hate comments at halftime.
庫(kù)里半場(chǎng)看手機(jī)，讀完惡評(píng)更牛逼！
[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 109 points 6 hours ago
4 free throw attempts in a full game holy fuck the warriors are the most ethical team on the planet
全場(chǎng)特么4次罰球，勇士真是太干凈了，宇宙道德模范隊(duì)啊。
[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 105 points 6 hours ago
1Q: we are so fucking back
2Q: it’s joever
2nd half: we are so fucking back
第一節(jié)：感覺一切都回來了！
第二節(jié)：完?duì)僮恿恕?/strong>
第三節(jié)：爺又行了！
[–]Westjwon3354 69 points 4 hours ago
Old fuddy duddy Clippers just can’t hang with the whipper snapper Warriors
夕陽(yáng)紅快船怎么能跟上朝陽(yáng)勇士隊(duì)呢？
[–]WarriorsK1setsu 559 points 6 hours ago
Ladies and Gentlemen, may i present to you, the Golden Years Warriors.
雷帝斯and鄉(xiāng)親們，請(qǐng)?jiān)试S我隆重介紹金州老年團(tuán)。
[–]WarriorsKdog122025 95 points 5 hours ago
Olden State Warriors
金州老登隊(duì)。
[–]WarriorsHanzoShimada96 71 points 5 hours ago
it's the only time where we're the "younger team"、
真是頭一次遇到比我們還老的隊(duì)。
[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 346 points 6 hours ago
Clippers can't keep up with these youngins
快船哪能跟上這群小伙子。
[[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 147 points 5 hours ago
Forcing the two oldest teams in the league to play an 8 pm game is NBA elder abuse.
聯(lián)盟讓倆老頭隊(duì)晚上8點(diǎn)開賽，這不虐待老人嗎？
[–]WarriorsKdog122025 93 points 4 hours ago*
Kawaii had to get to bed for an early day at his second job tomorrow. The stupid 8PM tipoff threw off his schedule.
萊昂納德得早早上床明早去兼職了，8點(diǎn)開賽不影響人家休息嗎？
[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 453 points 5 hours ago
When's the last time you saw a 19pt blowout where the winning team didn't break 100 points?
上次看到得分沒過百卻大勝對(duì)面19分是何年？
[–]Supersonicscat_piss_lint_trap 168 points 5 hours ago
Well, it stands to reason that you'd lose when you only score 13 points in a quarter.
...Wait, it was the team that WON by 19 points that scored 13 points in a quarter? Oof.
嗯……你單節(jié)13分輸球，心里還沒點(diǎn)B數(shù)嗎？
誒？？這還能贏對(duì)面19分，餓滴神?。?/strong>
[–]WarriorsPrior-Rooster3232 207 points 5 hours ago
also jimmy has been hitting his threes lately
吉米-巴特勒最近也開始投三分了呢。
[–]zombizle1 125 points 5 hours ago
sounds like my dating life
我也開始約會(huì)了呢。
[–]Warriorsgostunv 71 points 5 hours ago
ey at least you hittin
好吧，至少你還在約。
[–]Warriorsquadshock 436 points 4 hours ago
All the young players look improved this year, amazing
所有年輕人今年都支棱起來了，爽！
[–]Warriorsabsolute_cinema81 245 points 4 hours ago
Kuminga’s passing and effort/hustle plays are noticeably improved
點(diǎn)名表?yè)P(yáng)庫(kù)明加同學(xué)，傳球了，努力了，能打硬仗了。
[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 80 points 4 hours ago
There were some vocal Warriors "fans" who insisted "CTEve Kerr" is a fraud who can't develop talent. They would reply to this post if they weren't busy ordering Kuminga jerseys off Temu right now.
那些所謂“真”球迷一直說史蒂夫-科爾不會(huì)培養(yǎng)新人，他們沒忙著買喬納森-庫(kù)明加球衣的話，應(yīng)該會(huì)來這回帖吧。
[–]WarriorschaiTkovsky 191 points 5 hours ago
This is the absolute best way the Kuminga situation could’ve gone. From the low point in July to now is an insane turnaround
和7月底時(shí)相比，庫(kù)明加表現(xiàn)簡(jiǎn)直天差地別呀。
[–]San Francisco Warriorscolormechameleon 447 points 6 hours ago
That’s a small step for Quinten Post (+34), and a large leap for Jonathan Kuminga and the Warriors.
（正負(fù)值+34）對(duì)昆滕-波斯特來說是一小步，對(duì)庫(kù)明加和勇士來說是一大步。
[–]WarriorsKlunko52 207 points 5 hours ago
Finally got someone that can defend Zubac lol
終于有人能抗祖尼爾了。
[–]nicehax_ 192 points 5 hours ago
i watched zubac post up against post, not get anywhere and throw up the worst airball i've ever seen
do the warriors have a real center now
祖巴茨在低位背打半天沒挪動(dòng)，然后投了最爛的籃外空心。勇士終于有真中鋒了。
[–][GSW] Chris Mullinkirukiru 234 points 6 hours ago
Pretty dominant defensive performance
防守真是固若金湯呀。
[–]99Sold 163 points 6 hours ago
Clippers assist leader tonight had 2 assists, and it was their rookie center who played 4 mintues of garbage time.
今天快船助攻王只有2次助攻，還是在垃圾時(shí)間只打了4分鐘的新秀中鋒（亞尼克-尼德豪澤）。
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